What's in my kid's pockets?

[PaperDreamsHoney]

My 12yo has just produced an impressive array of junk out of her dressing gown pockets. Anyone wanna guess? There are 6 objects.

Snotty tissue
Pebble or glass stone
Chewy sweet/wrapper
Cereal bar
Melted chocolate bar
Ummm.... mouse?

Hmmm based on my own recent harvest from my teen I'm going to guess
Hair bobble
Hair grip
A lipgloss
Stone or pebble, gemstone of some sort
Tissue ball
Fake eyelash sprig or if a 12 year old maybe piece of stick

None of those.

Lego brick
Scrunchie
50p piece
Empty crisp packet
Chewed pencil stub
Annotated copy of the Declaration of Independence

Not a lego brick...

Tissue
Lipgloss
hair band
A sweet or chocolate
Wrappers
Remote control

Battery
50p coin
A random key
A pen lid
Part of a toy
The cure to Covid

A rubber
School whiteboard pen
Money
Tissue
A reward pin
Half eaten sweet
Slime

A real brick? 😱

A picture of Taylor Swift
One of those bracelet things that Taylor Swift fans all wore and swapped at her concerts
Taylor Swift concert ticket
Lyrics to Taylor Swift song
An' I heart Taylor' doodle on a piece of paper
Err, something else TS related?

I don't know a 12 yo who isn't obsessed with TS so tell me I'm right OP on at least one of them ...

She is a Swiftie, but nothing TS-related in her pockets. Just the encyclopaedia of lyrics in her head!

Beads
Pebbles
Bottle cap
Ringpull from a can

Gonk
D&D dice
muffin wrapper
star

A loom band/bead home made bracelet.
A cereal bar.
Money
A hairbrush
A badge
A hand written note from a friend at school that says 'slay'.

Cleaned DD1's blazer pockets out the other day. I'll let the photo speak for itself, however it doesn't show the inside pocket containing two pritt sticks.

Still no!

@DoNotScrapeMyDataBishes my god that's impressive but also very scary 😱

What was it then?

@PaperDreamsHoney
Come on, you can't just leave it like this 😲
I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Live animal
dead animal
sock
false teeth

Knife
Handses
String or nothing
My precioussssssss

You beat our blazer!

Hahaha!!

OK, so she had:

A ping pong ball
A lego brick separator
A pompom
A lego Marge Simpson minifigure
A glow in the dark unicorn shape that fell off her bedroom ceiling
And a tiny plastic ziploc bag with 2 spare pairs of rubber tips for her earbuds.

She wears the dressing gown almost constantly so things just collect in the pockets. 🤦‍♀️