Do you have . . . . In your house ? Part two .

[ScottBakula]

Following on from the last thread but I have put this in chat to make it a bit easier to find .

A fake coal fireplace?

No carpet offcuts

Pop up pirate game

No.
Obsolete computers?

No obselete computers.
A star trek enterprise spaceship that makes sounds (in the loft)?!

No.

A butter churner?

Not specifically but I have electric whisk that I have used to make butter.

Huge strawberries ?

Sadly no huge strawberries but I’d really like some now!

One solitary tomato growing on a plant in the garden?

Sadly, no huge strawberries

We have an obsolete camera DH refuses to throw away that periodically beeps in the drawer

I have a heart shaped strawberry!

an almost completely blue screened TV?

Nope.
Lots of 'naice' boxes that you won't throw out?

Lovely strawberries!

Several 'naice' boxes.

At least two defunct laptops in a cupboard.

Yup.

And one very much not defunct one that I was given by an old workplace. I hadn't even taken it out of the box when they went bust, and they wanted me to send it back at my own expense (about sixteen pounds). I said hell to the no, you send me a pre-paid package and I will gladly send it back-it was worse spec than the one I was already using!

They didn't. Might give it to a friend or something.

Bath/beauty products unopened because they're 'too nice to use'.

Ha, yes to the bath products.

Two old school fans. I feel a bit glam when I use them.

No, I'm fresh out of school fans.

@ScottBakula thanks! Consider yourself adopted...be on the lookout for the remote control monster truck I've posted to you. Holy moly, Ive never seen such large strawberries!
@UpUpUpU that's the cutest little heart shaped strawberry!❤️

Do you have a crack in a wall caused by a settling house( or earthquake)?

Haha, I meant the old fashioned, folded ones.

Hahahalol! @murasaki ...when you asked about old school fans, I thought you meant some kind of thing ya'll used to show school spirit at your school sporting events back when you were a student....finally ticked just now that you meant an old fan that circulates the air on hot days...that'll learn me to ask questions when I'm confused.

Hahahalol! Saw we cross posted!
And I was wrong again😂

Definitely don't have a fan in my old school colours, either hand held or ceiling attached!!

Not that I have noticed!

An old coal chute?

Well then, I do have both of those!

No to a coal shute, but my Nan in Pennsylvania had one..does that count?

That crack in a wall from my post up there?

No
A ring doorbell?

Yes we have a ring doorbell although a bit temperamental and not as reliable as our dog for alerting us when someone is at the door 😁

A kettle on the hob?

No
2 pianos (grand & upright)?

Yes if you count digital.

Digital baby grand and digital piano

a CD player

Aww thank you @Sweetpea1532 .

I have a crack from celling to about 3 foot from the floor . It's grown very slowly over the past 18 / 20 yrs

No cd player.

Sticky fingers from eating strawberries 😋 ?

You're welcome @ScottBakula

No sticky fingers here..unfortunately!

How about a bunch of half-used bottles of cleaning products?

Cupboard full!
A brass table lamp?