Do you have . . . . In your house ? Part two .

[ScottBakula]

Following on from the last thread but I have put this in chat to make it a bit easier to find .

A fake coal fireplace?

No heirloom crockery
A sleeping cat?

Sleeping cat ? Probably but I'm not at home to witness it .
Leftover wall paper that 'may come in handy one day'

@Sweetpea1532 mn are spying on me , I haven't searched/ googled for it at all

Yes to sleeping cat and leftover wallpaper.

a large wooden cat ornament?

This is my wonky one! A leg has nearly very cleanly snapped off right at the join.

No large wooden cat ornament.

an odd sock bag?

No odd sock bag (probably should have one).

Bankers lamp

Nope, although I love them! A shelf with loads of lever arch files on it.

Yes to lever arch files on a shelf

A ukulele

Yes to the ukelele.

A Keytar.

Yes to a guiter, keyboard, clarinet, ukele and a recorder. Note none of us can play any of them 🤦🏼‍♀️

Suitcases that never go back up the bloody loft

But not a Keytar!!!!

I will avoid buying that one then @evtheria .
@AstonMartha I have a bankers lamp , I love it.

No suitcases that should be in the loft.

A wonky banister?

No wonky bannister although I have got a wonky picture that refuses to stay straight!

a beer fridge?

No, but I do have a chocolate fridge!
Old dental X-rays?

Yes
A picture or ornament that's not to your taste but you can't bear to throw out/give away?

Yes to ornament I dont like but can't throw away (yet)

Suitcases that now live in the loft and never reappear

Yes to suitcases...I have so many I've taken to storing blankets in them in the summer that I drag down when it gets cold.

On the animal lamp theme...how about a ceramic rooster lamp? Tacky, much? 🤣

No rooster lamp , I have a picture that I don't like, it's of my married name coat of arms , my maiden name one isn't much better .

Anyone else got their coat of arms ?

No coat of arms

A plant or something else that your Mil gave you because she knew you'd be the one who would end up tending for it and have to bare the scorn if it dies

No scornful MIL plant; thank goodness.

A tin of Danish hygge biscuits?

Think I had a tin of them at Christmas but long gone and eaten now.

A rocking horse?

Nope.
Present bags that you've squandered to reuse on someone else?

Present bags that were never actually squandered as they are in a torn damp heap looking at me.
Carrier bag instead of a kitchen bin?

No

Speakers that aren’t actually wired in to anything..