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Things that can be said at Christmas or during sex.

217 replies

Mysterian · 23/12/2023 08:39

I've hidden a sixpence inside it!

Why don't I dress as an elf and you can be Santa?

I knew I should have bought more batteries!

OP posts:
Stumbleine · 23/12/2023 08:42

All for this effort and it's over before you know it!

MyLadyTheKingsMother · 23/12/2023 08:44

😂

Pass me the ribbon, I want to add a little bow

Careful putting it in your mouth, it's hot!

Anyone for another round?

marshmallowfinder · 23/12/2023 08:44

I'd rather just lie on the sofa and watch TV actually.

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Noshowlomo · 23/12/2023 08:44

Mmm lovely meat

Zampa · 23/12/2023 08:45

Oh go on, just one more then.

MerryMissie · 23/12/2023 08:45

I do enjoy a good stuffing

That's a cracker!

shugarsuz · 23/12/2023 08:45

Ooo I love a good stuffing 😊

Noshowlomo · 23/12/2023 08:46

Im so full, I can’t fit anything else in me

tawitttawoo · 23/12/2023 08:47

Jingle my balls

Sgtmajormummy · 23/12/2023 08:47

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant.

Sunset6 · 23/12/2023 08:48

Shhh! We don’t want the kids to wake up and see this

viques · 23/12/2023 08:49

I distinctly remember putting batteries on your list.

LilBooThang · 23/12/2023 08:49

And that's it for another year!

DinoRodney · 23/12/2023 08:50

viques · 23/12/2023 08:49

I distinctly remember putting batteries on your list.

😂

Original poster
Mysterian · 23/12/2023 08:51

Thigh, breast or a bit of both?

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EarringsandLipstick · 23/12/2023 08:51

LilBooThang · 23/12/2023 08:49

And that's it for another year!

😂

SecondUsername4me · 23/12/2023 08:51

I didn't expect it to be so big!

mrssanchez · 23/12/2023 08:52

For the last time, your brother's isn't bigger!

Lottapianos · 23/12/2023 08:52

Every 4 years would be enough really, like the Olympics 😁

Original poster
Mysterian · 23/12/2023 08:53

They always get so excited when they see the stockings.

OP posts:
Ortila · 23/12/2023 08:53

Have you put it in yet?

Dustyelves · 23/12/2023 08:55

We've run out of cling film.

viques · 23/12/2023 08:55

“For the last time, sticking a whole lemon in makes no difference at all, and imo is a waste of a good lemon”

youneveractually · 23/12/2023 08:55

pull one with me granny!

ElevenSeven · 23/12/2023 08:56

More sausage please

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