Things that can be said at Christmas or during sex.

[Mysterian]

I've hidden a sixpence inside it!

Why don't I dress as an elf and you can be Santa?

I knew I should have bought more batteries!

oh i misread the OP!!!

🤣

Do you fancy seconds?

It’s not that big is it? Perhaps it will look more impressive once we’ve wrapped the tinsel round it.

I'm knackered
It's not supposed to be this hard to unwrap
Just what I always wanted
Ooh you're spoiling me

May I have a sausage?

i've had this before!

Shall we invite the neighbours to join us for a quick one?

Those look like sprouts 🤔

I like to wrap bacon around mine.

It's lovely and moist.

i’m stuffed

Its dry again...

I don’t think i can fit another thing inside me

It's not ready yet, needs a bit longer.

I think we'll try a different bird next year

this is take forever

youve got a chipolata

did you add honey

is this goose fat

im a vegan

You put it in hours ago, why's it taking so long?

Hurry up with that; I want to watch Dr Who.

Just bung it in for half an hour more, it’s not properly done yet.

but its tradition