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Things that can be said at Christmas or during sex.

217 replies

Mysterian · 23/12/2023 08:39

I've hidden a sixpence inside it!

Why don't I dress as an elf and you can be Santa?

I knew I should have bought more batteries!

OP posts:
trulyunruly01 · 23/12/2023 16:01

Let's sit Grandma on the footstool in the corner there, that way she's not ib anyone's way but she can see everything

MrsMoastyToasty · 23/12/2023 16:05

He's coming down the chimney tonight!

festivetinseling · 23/12/2023 16:07

LilBooThang · 23/12/2023 08:49

And that's it for another year!

We have a winner! 😂

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Wristfolds · 23/12/2023 16:08

must we invite your parents…?

AltitudeCheck · 23/12/2023 16:34

We'll have 8 people round for the main event and then next door are coming round for leftovers tomorrow

HelpMeGetThrough · 23/12/2023 17:06

You need to stuff the whole cavity!!

ANightmareBeforeChristmas · 23/12/2023 17:06

You'll have to pull it a bit harder if you want it to go off.

InMySpareTime · 23/12/2023 17:25

I doubt you'll be able to drive for a few hours, best sleep it off on the sofa.

BIossomtoes · 23/12/2023 17:25

You need some brandy if you’re going to set it on fire.

Isthisblocked · 23/12/2023 17:27

How did that get dribbled all over the tablecloth

InMySpareTime · 23/12/2023 17:31

Is it leaning a bit? It looks a bit wonky from here...

ANightmareBeforeChristmas · 23/12/2023 17:37

Could you help me get it up, please?

Tinsey · 23/12/2023 17:59

He's behind you...

Makkacakka · 23/12/2023 20:06

That's the same one I had last year!

Do you think it will fit me? I think it's too big

DoubleTime · 23/12/2023 20:14

Lets turn the living room lights off to see how it looks in the dark

RedVanMan · 23/12/2023 20:16

It's bigger than I expected

JigglyOhara · 23/12/2023 20:17

Shall I push your stool in?

MargaritaThyme · 23/12/2023 20:19

Hold tightly to the end & pull, then it will go bang!

DoubleTime · 23/12/2023 20:19

Would anyone like some more ?

RedVanMan · 23/12/2023 20:20

ANightmareBeforeChristmas · 23/12/2023 14:54

Shall we invite the neighbours to join us?

🤣

DoubleTime · 23/12/2023 20:21

Just another 5 mins in, and it would have been perfect

tokesqueen · 23/12/2023 20:28

All that build up and it's always over so quickly.

MissHarrietBede · 23/12/2023 20:42

I'll take it round the neighbours, if you don't want it!

Deedee37 · 23/12/2023 20:52

Shame that your sister didn’t come as well

Blingismything · 23/12/2023 21:21

Leg or breast?
If you are good he should come tonight.