Things that can be said at Christmas or during sex.

[Mysterian]

I've hidden a sixpence inside it!

Why don't I dress as an elf and you can be Santa?

I knew I should have bought more batteries!

Make sure you stuff the breast as well as up the arse 😂

Oooh, I've found another one tucked behind the sofa for you!

It's just not the same with the king doing it, is it?

That should last us until mid January with a bit of luck.

If it makes you sick, you can clean it up yourself.

Pass me the nuts

Would you like some of my special cream on it?

I’ve never fancied a chipolata.

🤣🤣

Don’t forget to stuff both holes.
If you use some butter it keeps it nice and moist.

I’ve never had one that size before.

Excuse me, sorry can you just tuck your stool in?

Is that a chipolata?
Those nuts look a bit mouldy..

You'll never get the elf to stay in there.

I was hoping for more.

Just stick some tinsel on it.

Bring those chairs in from the dining room darling so everyone can watch too!

That's a lovely cream pie, grandma

Those aren't hanging straight, you need to adjust them.

That's not how your dad usually does it!

i think that needs both hands

Ho Ho Ho! Stuff that turkey!!

Well that was overrated 🤣

Try twiddling them, that might turn them on.

@LittleGreenFroggie

Best post so far!! & it's tough competition!! 🎄