What can I do at a ‘talent show’ … help!

[FrenchandSaunders]

Away with friends soon and a talent show has been suggested for one evening. I can’t sing and I’m fairly reserved … what the hell can I do!!

I was thinking of a magic trick or similar but what?

I'd be looking for new friends if they insisted I do something in a talent show!! It would be my worst nightmare

I'm decent at running - I could just run away!🤣

I suggest a magic act a la Siegfried & Joy (seriously, check them out on Instagram).

Recite the Stanley Holloway monologue, 'The Lion and Albert'.

Say "No thank you" and offer to be the judge?