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Why do horses get coats and cows don't?

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noblegiraffe · 13/10/2023 19:59

Today I was driving in the pouring rain past a horse field, and they were all, bar one, wearing coats. Then there was a cow field, obviously no coats.

Which led me to wonder why some animals get coats and others don't. Who decided that horses need coats, and why? Was the coatless horse just like a cool teen who will not wear a coat however much you tell them to, or a rock-hard horse who doesn't actually need one?

Why do some dogs get coats and others not? Did they try to sell coats for cats but cats said no way?

Do other animals get coats?

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Oyen · 24/10/2023 16:30

Horses have better union representation.

You know Mick Lynch? Like that, but with metal shoes.

therealcookiemonster · 24/10/2023 16:30

here is my contribution

the horse wore a coat,
cows were naked, shivering
frosty meadow

yes I know should be syllables on the last line... couldn't get there.

AtmosAtmos · 24/10/2023 18:13

Oyen · 24/10/2023 16:30

Horses have better union representation.

You know Mick Lynch? Like that, but with metal shoes.

the farm animals really need to be band together SGCPC unite! (Sheep, goats cows, pigs, chickens).

Cats being masters don’t need unions and the cat slaves probably don’t have the energy to organise.

Do dogs need a union?

noblegiraffe · 24/10/2023 20:17

Four horses outside
Three wearing coats
One does not
Fat horse

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therealcookiemonster · 24/10/2023 20:24

@noblegiraffe beautiful. this is the best thread.

sendismylife · 24/10/2023 21:51

I miss having ponies so much, especially the miniatures, but this thread has been lovely 😊

Conkered · 25/10/2023 19:29

Ah lovely to know of the right management for a fat horse!
It is a shame this post is going to go poof. Perhaps it should be moved into the tackroom or something.

TheFireflies · 25/10/2023 20:27

noblegiraffe · 15/10/2023 10:45

I've never seen 'don't wear a coat during winter' as a diet tip for humans. I'm wondering if I might be onto something.

I don’t tend to wear coats in winter as I’m quite hardcore, and also have sensory issues.

Still fat. Doesn’t work on humans.

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