Things I never expected to say to an eight year old…

[Soubriquet]

”ds don’t lick the walls!!!”

Things I never expected to say to my child, stop bouncing with the chickens on the trampoline! The poor rescue hens looked utterly terrified and couldn’t figure out how to get off 🙈

@Soubriquet were they tasty looking walls?

Apparently so. They tasted like walls…

Teacher here - literally days before schools were closed for covid, in an assembly, to 2 Yr 5 girls: “stop licking each other’s arms!” 😩

How bizarre. You would have thought they were old enough to know better!