Inspired by previous threads about all the ways you aren’t a typical Mumsnetter… tell us all the ways that you are, in fact, top of the MN class!
Perhaps you live “quite rurally”? Perhaps you hate SUVs? Have you seen every episode of Motherland? (and btw you’re sooooo all the best bits of Julia, Kevin, Liz and Anne combined) Can you make a chicken last a week?
Do you like to respond with “are you always this precious, OP?”
Are you even dog friendly though?
Have you had 60 kids and never ever once needed to park in a P&C space / not collapsed your buggy on the bus?
Are you in a parking dispute with your neighbour?
Tell everyone your credentials for MNer Of The Year. Try to keep it nice - this is a lighthearted thread.
And, of course, don’t forget all your DA (darling acronyms)…