how to reduce cravings?

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I’ve been craving proper chip shop chips for weeks, but haven’t been able to get them!

I don’t have a decent chippy nearby.

The delivery apps charge £3+ for delivery and have minimum order values… but all I want are the chips!

Nothing else on the menu is appealing and no one else wants to order anything. The pricing of the menu is random so no combination quite meets the minimum order threshold. Essentially ordering them isn’t worth it but still can’t stop thinking about them.

I was like that with pizza delivery recently, but it was too ££ so I had a supermarket one.

Have you got any oven chips in? It should take the edge off until you are near a chippy!

Some supermarket pizzas are great, I like Sainsbury’s fresh range!

I’m craving that soft/greasy texture from a chippy which I can’t quite replicate at home. Maybe I’m just imagining how nice they are as it’s been a while!

first world problems, I know!

Don't you need something that can only be bought in a shop near the chippy OP? Sometimes there are things I need that can ONLY be bought in Asda which is coincidentally beside my nearest McDonald's