Life in now too short

[snowandshowers]

As I have got older I find that old saying "Life is too short" really has come into play.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
To iron tea towels.
To polish the furniture every day.
To wear make up if I am not going out.
To plump up the sofa cushions after someone has finished sitting there.
To wash the car by hand.

Anymore?

Continuing reading a book you think is terrible.

Ha ha yes.

also true of movies - if it sucks at the start I no longer assume it'll get better

To care what other people think of me

To spend ages looking for matching underwear of a morning.

To queue at a theme park

To waste your weekends because you're hungover from Friday night

Eat bad food

Queue at the bar on international day (rugby)
Ditto new year's eve

To do any ironing at all 🤷‍♀️

I've never actually done any... at 41 I don't intend to start.

To wear matching socks!

To accept creepy guys advances. Fuck off with your BMW convertible - I don't give a fuck if your roof goes up or down 😳

To do any ironing at all
This! Ironing is a desperate insult to opposable thumbs.
Also life's too short to always be the designated grownup.

... and to never split infinitives