Most bizarre thing on Facebook market place

[fatisnotafeeling]

I was just scrolling through Facebook market place whilst putting my 2 (3 tomorrow) yr old to bed and came across this for sale.

The item says

Child's head bit burnt but still works.

I have so many questions but most Why just Why.

It got me thinking as to What is the most bizarre thing that others have seen advertised for sale.
What better place to ask then Mumsnet.

I reckon it's a code for drugs.

Not random but I do notice that a lot of things on marketplace are priced higher then what they are in the shop. Someone put a kallax on earlier for £65 with no inserts. I can get one brand new from ikea for £55 🤷‍♀️. Thought well maybe someone can save on delivery cost but the person selling lived in a town with an IKEA.

Yes so do I. Nobody is selling that as seen.

He's also selling a used fork which has apparently " been up my arse".

@AnnoyedByAlfieBear I had no idea this was a thing. What sort of drugs are we talking about here ?

I had not even looked at his other items. Perhaps he had some issues.