In who's world is half dozen kippers a good substitute for..

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2 sides of salmon?

Huge family lunch in Sunday ( 17 people) and they'll be sharing 6 kippers!!

Who comes up with these subs? Ivr dragged a big joint of beef out of the freezer instead

Mmmm boil in the bag kippers with butter and a french stick
Takes ages to get rid of the smell tho
Mmmmmm I want kippers now dammit

You're lucky you didn't get a pot of salmon paste.

Maybe the supermarket thought your guests are the sort of people who enjoy spending two hours trying to sort out a minuscule fragment of fish from 3000 tiny bones.

Does anyone remember the woman who got a block of chocolate instead of Tampax? I'm sure it was a wind up, but it really made me laugh.

Which supermarket? You can choose substitutes to stop this happening with some supermarkets.

Its Easter. I'm fairly sure someone has already fed the five thousand on 6 kippers 😉

But chocolate for tampax? Thats not a bad substitution 😂