Excellent business names you have thought of but will never use

[GramCracker]

I have a theory that everyone is sitting on at least one great business name. DH disagrees and thinks they're hens' teeth because he can't think of any and thinks mine are shite.

Have you thought of a great name you know you'll never use?

Mine are (and no, I haven't googled - because it's cheating)

• Snack company called 'Many Thnaks'
• Pub called the 'Pump and Nickel'
• Festie Food Truck called 'Veg!', then at night called 'Disco Veg!'

Ok, so seeing them written down they definitely look a bit rubbish. Maybe DH is right dammit.
What are yours?

Backstory to set the scene, which explains why this business nsne would only work in a few locations.

DM was a student at the College of Law in London when I was a teen. I used to go an meet her on Chancery Lane where all the barristers hang out. We were going to have a pudding restaurant (we both love puddings best) called Just Desserts.

Not a business name as such, but I wanted to open a music themed bistro, and call one of the dishes ‘Herby Ham Hock’…

I have long maintained I would like to open a bar called Moderation, so that people could say they’re ‘drinking in Moderation’.

I have always always wanted to own a pub called “The den of iniquity “

Deli France (as in deliverance). But already taken now.