Where the fuck is my phone charger

[IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece]

Im baffled.

My phone was charging in the bathroom whilst I had a shower.

I then removed the charger from the wall but the cable was still plugged in to the phone (intending to plug it back in in the bedroom). Walked 9 steps to the bedroom. Put both on my bed, walked to the bathroom and grabbed my glasses, walked back and phone is there no charger.

no one else in the house except for the laziest cat

im baffled 🙃

Have you looked under the bed? Under the bedding?

and tell your cat to stop playing silly buggers and to give it back.

The cat ate it. F kr.

I'm sorry but your house is haunted. Good luck.

Checked under the bed (Note to self, dust)

Checked in the bedding

Cat hasn’t moved from his spot since about 6 am and jumping up and running off with the charger is firstly very unlikely due to laziness and secondly if he did, he would be so proud of himself he’s be following me around with wires out of his mouth

There is literally no other possibility is there.

Spirits, if you can hear me, bring back my charger but while you’re at it, put the washing away for me, thanks!

It's in my teenage sons car, they are all in his car, why does he need so many in the car??

Have you put it in the dirty washing when leaving the bathroom?

Pray to St Anthony?

Did you accidentally leave it plugged in to the wall not plugged in to the phone?

Dressing gown pocket?

bath robe pockets? Inside the duvet cover? On the dressing table with you make up?
when something like this happens I just methodologically search everywhere whereas DH just searches in obvious places. My method always wins.

It’s eloped with my Kindle charger. Expect a postcard from somewhere hot fairly soon.

Agree

Caught in the towel you were wrapped in, now hanging on towel rail or crumpled on floor in towel.

Oh how lovely, what should we get them as a gift? Although, do you buy a wedding gift for an elopement? I’m never sure of the etiquette!

I have methodically (read scrambled like a loon) searched and cannot find the same thing!

I’m just fascinated that you have plug socket in your bathroom

How are you charging your phone IN the bathroom??? 🤔🤔

My stairs bannisters have got a weird place at the top where they double back on themselves to continue along the landing.
If I drop anything in that area it nearly always ends up there.

Or the wash basket.

I've got a USB port and a wireless charger in the bathroom mirror/cabinet thing

Because I don’t live in the U.K. and in a lot of Europe we have plug sockets in the bathroom…

In the fridge.
Everything, absolutely everything always ends up in the Fridge.

Ok, there is nothing for it . You will have to buy another one and five minutes before delivery the lost charger will miraculously turn up in a place you’ve already looked.

Maybe they’d like a cable tidy, or is that a bit boring?

Boring? Surely a cable tidy to them is essentially bondage!

Good point. Probably not appropriate as a wedding gift.