Steak & Blow Job Day

[oneforthemoneytwofortheshow]

So it's steak & blow job day apparently, the male equivalent to Valentines Day.

Whatever next? Chicken & Licking day on 14th April for us girls? 🤦🏻‍♀️

It seemed to become a thing in the noughties, surely no one is partaking in this sort of caper nowadays?

I asked my husband to cook me steak for dinner but he wouldn't. He's going to regret that later!

Ha, we used to joke about it when we were dating a million years ago. Yeah it’s kind of ick and tacky but I don’t think anyone actually takes it seriously. If they do, more fool them.

No way is that happening in here

I'm veggie so DH missing out AGAIN! 🤣

You're saying you don't eat meat? 😜

I’ve just had to tell DH that this is definitely not a thing

Chicken & Licking has me proper laughing though @oneforthemoneytwofortheshow

This never makes any sense to me. Valentine's Day is for men and women, not just women.

I was joking about this today with colleagues saying I'd need to go buy steaks for dinner so my husband can at least half celebrate the day. (It fit into a very inappropriate but funny conversation we were already having.)
I wouldn't say it's observed in our house but we do mention it most years purely for silliness as we're rarely serious or mature in our house.

Sounds like a great day! I wouldn't even mind my other half sucking somebody off as long as I got to eat my steak in peace.

I mean, it's also Pi day so you can celebrate doing maths and eating pie. Or just eat pie.

This has been around for years sadly.

Oh nice, I inadvertently half celebrated that today. Had beans in toast for tea tho

Hilariously I was just in Asda and there was a ton of steaks reduced today.

Clearly the marketing memo didn’t reach Joe Public.

I however bought one.

How much diversity was at that marketing table when they decided on this? 50% men and 50%women? What about same sex relationships with women, how does it work? please don't expand