Hi. This is obviously a name change.
Please help me. I know I need to get legal advice - how do I do that?
What else do I need to know? I have DC and we are joint owners of the house.
I don't want to discuss this with him until I absolutely need to. I know I need to get my ducks in a row etc, but I don't even know what my fucking ducks are.
I probably sound totally incompetent. I'm not, I'm just totally fucking broken right now 
We can still swear here, right?