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You deserved that!

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Vankyo · 09/03/2023 21:37

Thinking back to the time my cheating, lying ex ex burnt his arse with a disinfectant bathroom wipe and wondering if anyone else has any stories of people getting an unfortunate taste of what they deserve!

It's a simple story- he was cheating and lying to me about it even though I had evidence. He stormed off in the middle of me laying it all out for him and spitefully said "I'm going for a shit, much better use of my time." My expensive skincare wipes were in a white pack with blue writing, above the sink. The bathroom cleaning wipes were in a white pack with blue writing, above the toilet. He thought he was wiping his backside with my cleansing wipes, but instead ended up burning his bumhole with the strong wipes I only used with gloves on 😭

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Bunnyishotandcross · 09/03/2023 21:49

Ex was being a twat. I was in bed pretending to be asleep so he wouldn't kick off with me.
He stood on a socket cover left on the floor. I bit down on the duvet so I didn't lol!!

Vankyo · 09/03/2023 21:50

Bunnyishotandcross · 09/03/2023 21:49

Ex was being a twat. I was in bed pretending to be asleep so he wouldn't kick off with me.
He stood on a socket cover left on the floor. I bit down on the duvet so I didn't lol!!

Ooh. Ouch! But delightfully deserved!

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