Neighbour Nicknames

[Truestorypeeps]

Do you have any nicknames for your neighbours? I'd imagine they don't know about them :-D feel free to share the reason for the names.

Big quiff - he has a big upstanding fringe thingy, he's tall so I can see it over the top of our 1.8m fence when he walks past.
Gypsy King - big fella, constantly shouting on his phone smoking out back and looks like a neutral from that Gypsy family programme on TV
Geordie Shore - likes to cut his grass with his shirt off, no matter the weather. He does a bit of a strut while he's doing it too, it reminded me of the swagger as the Geordie Shore lads entered a bar.

Old neighbour
Snoop Dog - due to car reg though husband liked to call him pin dick as he was always cutting his grass like it was Wimbledon, even out with the scissors so DH thought he must be compensating for something 😂

All names really unfounded as I don't know them from Adam.

Your neighbours OP?