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I think my phone is reading my mind (light-hearted)

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stbrandonsboat · 08/02/2023 11:36

I was just making a spaghetti bolognese sauce and couldn't find the new garlic bulb so was stood staring at the sprouting ones I found in the depths of the fridge 😬 I casually wondered if I could grow them somehow and figured dh would probably know because he often grows random things from stones etc. I did, however, toss the sprouted garlic bulbs in the bin 'cos we have no room for more random growing stuff.

Now this has just come up on my newsfeed 🤔 I've been implanted with a thought chip haven't I? Did it happen at the dentists?

Don't tell me this is activity tracking algorithms. I have no interest in growing stuff like this and never search for gardening or cooking things.

I think my phone is reading my mind (light-hearted)
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Flavabobble · 08/02/2023 11:39

I get this sometimes. I've decided I'm probably talking to myself out loud.

stbrandonsboat · 08/02/2023 11:43

Flavabobble · 08/02/2023 11:39

I get this sometimes. I've decided I'm probably talking to myself out loud.

It's funny you should say that because I was singing a silly song I'd made up about the missing garlic bulb and wearing my smart watch which I suspect is the spy. I got it free with my phone upgrade. Now I know why. I'm putting it in an aluminium biscuit tin from now on.

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