Funny things toddlers say / do...

[Anon778833]

Mine;

'Mummy, turn your voice off' when I asked her to do something.

'I don't feel like being patient'

She also can't understand why adults can't fit into her Disney dresses 😂

Not my child,but a little boy (aged about 4/5) who often comes into my work,ran in today to give me the very exciting news that he’s going to be a big brother

he was so pleased and proudly told me ‘that my mummy has a baby growing in her tummy!she ate it and now it’s growing!’

im trying (and failing) to keep a straight face and not meet mums eye,as I know I would have lost it,while being so excited for him and hearing all his plans for the baby

so sweet,bless him