Oh Andrew, in the bath

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What are his PR people thinking

Omg

🤦‍♀️

I’m regularly reminded by this sort of shit that he and Liz Truss shared a PR person.

I think my first week in the job as PA’s media advisor has gone rather well.

You’re doing great!

This is a joke, right?

This is true, not satire unbelievably.

"Ghislaine Maxwell’s family have released a bizarre photograph of two people in a bath at her former London home with photographs of Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre stuck to their heads in an extraordinary attempt to discredit Giuffre.
Giuffre claims that she and Prince Andrew engaged in sexual activity in the bath. Maxwell’s side says the photos show this is impossible.
In fact, the somewhat insane photograph will do little to discredit Giuffre, not least because there is clearly plenty of room in the bath for two people. Plus, in a 2011 interview, she only claimed that Andrew played with her feet in the bath. She said she and Andrew got into the bath where “he started licking my toes, between my toes, the arches of my feet.”"

www.thedailybeast.com/ghislaine-maxwells-family-stages-insane-prince-andrew-bath-sex-photo

Keep it up, good to see him in the media again.

Ahh, it all makes sense now, that’s reassuring somehow. For a minute there I thought the whole world had gone batshit crazy, but if it’s limited to one insane PR guy, I can cope 😁

This is clearly an extortion attempt from the Maxwells, right? “Pay up or we’ll release more damaging photos”.

Surely nobody thinks this is helping PA in any way?

I had to go on the Telegraph website to check that you weren't making things up in a hallucinogenic state, OP.

When does study leave end? You've got GCSEs to prepare for, you know, Master Bean.

Woeful own-goal, Maxwell family.

Will backfire.

Utterly cringe-inducing and smacks of desperation.

That's a good size bath, must cost a bit to heat the water.

It is all so vomit inducing. That pompous oaf in a bath licking feet of groomed and traficked teenagers. 🤢🤮 The horror.

I agree there is some larger game plan. Maybe it is do not even think of trying to clear your name in court Andrew and as a result exposing other powerful men, just shut up or we will make things much worse for you.

"He said the masks were used to hide the identities of the people involved".

Wouldn't be at all surprised if the two bath posers were Robert Mendick, Chief Reporter and Victoria Ward, Royal Editor, themselves.

Shamelessly profiting from the whole nauseating stunt...

What is it with the Yorks and feet?!

I was literally about to post the exact same thing!

Or maybe it is cock up rather than conspiracy if you will pardon the expression. The Maxwells are an odd bunch as was their dad after all. One can imagine the defence lawyer in court bringing out their killer arguement as Exhibit A two randoms in a bath with fake masks on which proves absolutely nothing to laughter in court and disgust from the judge. The odds of GM dying mysteriously in prison are probably quite high one would have thought.

There’s something about this daft story that reminds me of the OJ Simpsons court case and a leather glove. 🤔

Oh and he got off helped by his lawyer Alan Dershowitz - yikes !

There’s another thread running about weird terms for sex. The thought of Prince Andrew “sex frolicking” has made me feel a little ill.

Maybe some powerful men are threatening a bunch of other men and some women to keep their traps shut.

It's hardly unheard of.