Lighthearted- if your teen was your DP would you LTB and why?

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I would.

He eats Dahl for every meal. He leaves this uncovered on the hob. Dahl for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks. Dahl everywhere I turn.
He tells me off for leaving teabags on the teabag rest. Insists they should go straight into the bin. Don't dare leave one on the sink!
Never leave the bin lid up. He hunts me down to tell me how to close it.

Mine leaves towels on the bathroom floor, rubbish on the worktop above the bin cupboard, drinks half a can, and leaves it around the house, has the house lit up like Blackpool illuminations and snores

Mines throws all the clothes left in the bathroom and towels all down by the loo when he showers. Not his? By the loo it goes.

Has a collection of tableware in his room.

Snaps clothes hangers to get the item of clothing off the hanger.