DH and I were discussing the concept of having a sore stomach - DS8 was complaining of one (he's fine)
DH reckons a sore stomach is indigestion
I reckon a sore stomach is more like needing to poo
We consulted a diagram of the body and now I realise that yes, I'm probably describing sore intestines.. but no one says they have sore intestines, they say they have a sore stomach, don't they?
DH is now looking at me like
but I'm also looking back at him like 
Please share your thoughts, wise owls.