Lighthearted OMG I cringe when I think about it. I will go first….
DC a few months old and did spectacular poo that went everywhere. Tesco driver arrived and had to call me (thinking I wasn’t in) explained on the phone i would be down in 2 mins just covered in poo.
Ran downstairs opened the door after putting baby in the living room. Tesco driver carried the crate into the house noticing the baby and said “oh that makes more sense”
Me realising he didn’t know I had a baby and just told him I was covered in poo. Still makes me cringe to this day. 🤣😂