Sorry, I can't sleep and am bored ...
When we go on holiday abroad we generally get talking to other couples/families and sometimes get asked what our jobs are.
I've often thought I'd like to make up something to sound more exciting.
Nobody would believe I'm a brain surgeon or a supermodel, but perhaps something like a TV producer on a popular show.
What would your alter ego do for a career?
(As an aside, we met a guy in Greece once whose claim to fame was that he used to be one of the Milky Bar Kids)!