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Unattainable/inappropriate dreams for the New Year!

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ImHavingAnOldFriendForDinner · 01/01/2023 21:26

Lighthearted before anyone tells me off for contemplating cheating on my dh!!

I don't do new year resolutions but I was thinking about stuff that could happen to make my year amazing! So apart from a lottery win..

Since I became 40+ and peri menopausal I've discovered crap erotic fiction 🤣 Can't be arsed to actually have lots of sex so I listen to it on audible to help me fall asleep! So I've decided that this year I just need a couple of weeks holiday in Montana or somewhere similar for a fortnights torrid affair with a couple of cowboys then come home to my relatively boring life! Dh said go for it but I have to take the kids as they would like the holiday which kind of takes the novelty away.

Apart from the fact I'm the wrong side of 40, fat and not remotely cowgirl like I don't think my Shirley Valentine holiday is going to happen!

Anyone else?

OP posts:
refuge123 · 01/01/2023 21:37

Do it

ImHavingAnOldFriendForDinner · 01/01/2023 21:42

Ha! When dh said go for it I don't think he actually meant it, don't fancy making 2023 the year I get divorced! I can dream though!!

OP posts:
refuge123 · 01/01/2023 21:55

ImHavingAnOldFriendForDinner · 01/01/2023 21:42

Ha! When dh said go for it I don't think he actually meant it, don't fancy making 2023 the year I get divorced! I can dream though!!

YOLO

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