Instead of…

[Iwanttoslowdown]

Going to bed early I am going to get pissed and eat chicken burgers and I feel goooood.

And you?

Instead of scratching about on the freezer for dinner on our first day back home, we Deliveroo’d. Also good.

Instead of loading the dishwasher for a third time today I'm going to leave it and see how long it takes DH to do it.

Instead of emptying the dryer I have come to bed to watch telly

Instead of stuffing my face with copious amounts of chocolate, I have come to bed to watch telly. I started a much needed diet today.

Instead of tea i had a sweet sherry.

Im emily Bishop now..

So I need updates from my instead of pals…

So yes I got pissed. Ate chicken burgers.

And then flung myself around the kitchen with wild abandon to Fine Young Cannibals. I need to go to bed now tho.