OK, so I know that's not a thing really.
Earlier today I was trying to teach DD to roller-skate. She fell, i went to catch her, and the front of her skate slammed into the front of my ankle. It hurt like buggery for 5 minutes or so, then was fine again.
But about an hour ago, it started really hurting again and now it's fucking agony. I can move it, so I don't think it's actually broken (and also I was running on it earlier) but fuck me, it reeeeaaallly hurts, Mummy. 🥺
Is there anything I can do other than limp about pathetically and swear under my breath? I have taken aspirin too. And chocolate.