I have created a safe space for all of you humbuggers to hang out.
I have a buffet laid on; dainty plates of sandwiches, home-made quiche, potato salad, coleslaw etc. Not a miserable dried vine fruit in sight.
A selection of artisanal gins...my favourite being Oxford Gin
Vodka a plenty
Fine wines
Fevertree mixers and other upmarket non-alcoholic delights
Vegetarians and vegans will be very well catered for
Cocktail ingredients
The only caveat is that the 'C' word' is off limits.
All invited.