Very long story short.
Very turbulent year meaning I've spent very few nights with dp (call it what you will, we've been going out ages but don't live together, myriad reasons, it works for us). He's put on 2st this year and for the first time ever now snores. Deal-breakingly so. Have just spent the night together for the first time in weeks and have been reminded of this over and over again.
Have booked 3 nights in a hotel just the two of us next week, need urgent recommendations for ear plugs so that I don't turn into the Hulk at 2,3,4am every day please!