Phrases that you enjoy saying

[Mushroomlady]

...or find inexplicably pleasing:

-Let's get down to brass tacks
-That's smashing
-Really taking the biscuit
-Badgering someone

I'll have your guts for garters young man/young lady.

By 'eck lass

Fuckadoodle do

That old chestnut

My not circus, not my monkeys

Fuck you and that horse you rode in on