This just came up on Facebook marketplace

[stealthninjamum]

Just in case anyone is looking for a last minute gift for dh I present you with…….

Oh gosh. The last thing I expected to see when I opened this thread was dick knit!

Bahahahahahaha

My fucking eyes!

It’s the way he’s looking at his dick with that expression… pride?

Oh god, I was going to bed but now I’m going to have nightmares about creepy knitted sex pests!

Often I’ll scroll through Facebook with dds. Thankfully they’re in bed and will never get to see this!

Oh my! I have a bunny that looks just like this that I've had from birth, obviously without a penis. I may have to burn it now though as, my eyes! 😂

Fucking hell 😳

Why? Why would anyone think that is a good idea???

Dick Knit 🧶 😂

I bet it's itchy.

Did you let them know you wanted to see more items like that one, OP?

I like that it has such a conservative name.

dolor well obviously I was tempted 😄 but I clicke on no!

The phrase ‘little woolly pervert’ from dinnerladies has never felt so apt!

I had this come up on Facebook as ‘suggested for you‘ I don’t even know what it is! I didn’t have the courage to click ‘shop now’ in case I got something worse. Like your winter suit OP!