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Am I the only woman who doesn’t fancy Tom Hardy?

89 replies

DashingWhiteSergeant · 12/12/2022 08:44

He’s a perfectly decent looking bloke, and I am sure he personally has many fine qualities, but he doesn’t do it for me. And I find his voice - or at least his narration voice in Predators - very unusual. Reminds me of a slightly fake, posh David Beckham.

OP posts:
SmugglersHaunt · 12/12/2022 08:46

I can’t stand him. Another posh boy pretending to be rough like the dreaded Guy Richie. It’s so embarrassing

CentrifugalBumblePuppy · 12/12/2022 08:46

I wouldn’t say no, but I also if I was in bed I wouldn’t roll across Douglas Henshall to get to him.

BobbinThreadbare123 · 12/12/2022 08:48

No, you're not the only one. I always think he looks like he needs a bloody good wash.

TroysMammy · 12/12/2022 08:48

I wouldn't be able to pick him out in an empty room. Haven't a clue what he looks like or what he sounds like. I've never swooned over anyone.

Anewhoo · 12/12/2022 08:48

Of course not, people can fancy who they want. Bit odd to start a whole thread about how you don’t fancy a bloke - the lady doth protest too much, methinks!

skippy67 · 12/12/2022 08:49

No, you're not. I think he looks a bit smelly...

UWhatNow · 12/12/2022 08:50

I’m baffled that he has totty status - he reminds me of some sullen dim bloke you’d see on the counter at Halfords. Each to their own of course.

newnamethanks · 12/12/2022 08:50

I'm with you OP, wouldn't cross the road for a better look at him. And I think he'd say the same about me.

Mardyface · 12/12/2022 08:50

Me neither because he's always putting a stupid voice on. I just find him irritatingly mannered. I'm sure he is weeping about this.

TwoRockSalmonAndAHaporthOfChips · 12/12/2022 08:52

Attraction is very personal, and what makes one person feel it doesn’t have to apply to another. Some people are objectively good looking, but I find them totally unsexy. Sexiness isn’t the same as being conventionally beautiful or handsome. Very unusual aspects of a man’s body or behaviour can make me have that little gasp - a look, the shape of his hands, a gesture. Those are the things that can attract you. If it was all about looks, the majority of us would never partner up!

Namechangedforthisonetoday · 12/12/2022 08:53

I don’t either. He’s a friend of my DH so I’ve just never seen him in that way.

Yarrawonga · 12/12/2022 08:53

I don’t even know who he is.

Namechangedforthisonetoday · 12/12/2022 08:53

I can confirm he’s very lovely though!

AnyFucker · 12/12/2022 08:54

I think he’s fit 😊

Boooooot · 12/12/2022 08:55

Not my cup of tea. Maybe when he was still on drugs, I tend to go for that heroin addict look 🤣 god bless my lovely husband.

DameHelena · 12/12/2022 08:57

I'm with you. He's got weird pouty, puffy lips. It annoys me that he went to public school but doesn't constantly get stick for it and have to defend himself like other actors do. And someone has told a story on here about him a couple of times involving a blow job in a car that has further put me off.
I'm sure he's losing sleep about the fact that I don't fancy him Grin

TiAmoTiAmo · 12/12/2022 08:59

I think he looks better in video than in photos.

Sartre · 12/12/2022 09:06

I don’t get the hype either. He’s obviously not hideous but nothing to write home about.

pechecreme · 12/12/2022 09:06

Not at all. I appreciate he's reasonably good looking to some people. He's ok. But I don't fancy him at all.

BedTaker · 12/12/2022 09:09

No, he doesn't do it for me at all.

His lips give me the ick and his voice as a Pp said is like a posh David Beckham.

Which is all a bit of a shame really, as I heard he really fancied me! 😂

RambamThankyouMam · 12/12/2022 09:09

I don't find him in the least attractive. He looks like he always has a dry mouth.

SnowWay · 12/12/2022 09:10

skippy67 · 12/12/2022 08:49

No, you're not. I think he looks a bit smelly...

He smells amazing 😳

Cityzen74 · 12/12/2022 09:13

No I don't fancy him either

Mardyface · 12/12/2022 09:17

I realise Tom Hardy will not give a flying fuck about us not fancying him but I feel oddly guilty about joining in this thread. Tom, looks aren't everything and I'm sure you're a wonderful person. 😁

PumpkinSly · 12/12/2022 09:18

DameHelena · 12/12/2022 08:57

I'm with you. He's got weird pouty, puffy lips. It annoys me that he went to public school but doesn't constantly get stick for it and have to defend himself like other actors do. And someone has told a story on here about him a couple of times involving a blow job in a car that has further put me off.
I'm sure he's losing sleep about the fact that I don't fancy him Grin

What's the BJ in a car story?