Absolutely ludicrous things that you find funny?

[RaRaRaspoutine]

The preamble to this is that I'm making a big quiz for work, and wanted a sound round. To that end I've just found a "Kazoo Christmas" album on Spotify. Hit play, and almost immediately had to push my face into my scarf and try to laugh quietly. I've spent a good few minutes almost crying with laughter at a kazoo tooting out Deck The Halls. I had no idea my sense of humour was so poor!! Mumsnetters, what is your "utterly stupid but deeply hilarious" Thing?

The Christmas crackers i got a couple of years ago, came with little toot things with numbers on, sticker with the number on for the persons forehead and a song sheet with numbers and a baton. So the person with the baton pointed at the person corresponding to the number on the sheet and each person tooted their little instrument, great hilarity had by all as we tried to do it fast enough to understand the tune we were trying to play.

Pekingese dogs! They are also known as “sleeve dogs” because very small Pekingese were carried by Chinese royalty in the sleeves of their robes - from this I get an image of a Chinese emperor with a runny nose whipping his Pekingese out, wiping his nose and stuffing the poor thing back in his sleeve like a hanky. It always cracks me up.