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How have you embarrassed yourself over a man (/love interest

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Flowersinspringgrowwild · 01/12/2022 08:18

(Lighthearted).

I’ve got PMT and been having flashbacks all day to stupid, embarrassing / desperate things I did when young and when I fancied someone.

Please tell me your embarrassing stories to make me feel better 😂

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superplumb · 01/12/2022 08:59

Oh god yes. I have loads.
Lost my virginity to a lad who then never called me again. I was heartbroken. Left a few messages for him which he ignored. Then after getting the message I made a load of posters about his small willy and put them up around his home estate.

Priminister · 01/12/2022 09:14

Tell us yours first.

Flowersinspringgrowwild · 01/12/2022 20:07

superplumb · 01/12/2022 08:59

Oh god yes. I have loads.
Lost my virginity to a lad who then never called me again. I was heartbroken. Left a few messages for him which he ignored. Then after getting the message I made a load of posters about his small willy and put them up around his home estate.

That is gold 😂😂😂

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Dontaskdontget · 01/12/2022 22:13

Ugh

There was this gorgeous guy who I dated for a few weeks then he dumped me.

Then one evening he came round drunk and said he loved me and had made a horrible mistake because he was scared of commitment.

Then after a night of wild sex he sobered up and fled.

Then next time he got drunk he came back and I fell for his lines again.

And again

and again

I was his fuckbuddy and too young and gullible to even realise.

Flowersinspringgrowwild · 01/12/2022 22:16

Dontaskdontget · 01/12/2022 22:13

Ugh

There was this gorgeous guy who I dated for a few weeks then he dumped me.

Then one evening he came round drunk and said he loved me and had made a horrible mistake because he was scared of commitment.

Then after a night of wild sex he sobered up and fled.

Then next time he got drunk he came back and I fell for his lines again.

And again

and again

I was his fuckbuddy and too young and gullible to even realise.

Oh yes. The many times I’ve believed utter bollocks from a man and embarrassed myself

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ImBoilingJackie · 01/12/2022 22:28

Not quite in the same league, but in my late teens I had a massive celebrity crush on someone nobody much had heard of (band fromtman).
Band toured this year and I went to see them - so well over 30 years after my interest had been piqued. Massive crush has returned.
I saw an old pic of him online and commented about how fit/hot he was. DH saw my comment and is still teasing me.
I do still think the guy is hot. 😂

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