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Nancienoo · 29/11/2022 21:11

Just learnt they sell mini vibrators in pound shop well I never

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Shitfather · 29/11/2022 21:24

No way!! Are they good?

Nancienoo · 29/11/2022 21:27

Shitfather · 29/11/2022 21:24

No way!! Are they good?

Just recently learnt about them and for £3 “pound shop is no more” I don’t know if I’d want to risk it

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ShowOfHands · 29/11/2022 21:29

They've sold sex toys for a couple of years.

Nancienoo · 29/11/2022 21:31

No way I didn’t know

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SparklyMistleToes · 29/11/2022 21:34

If it's sold at Poundland I'm assuming it's just a small one. Might put one of those in the Christmas Crackers I'm making this year for myself. Imagine that flinging across the Christmas table 🤣

Nancienoo · 29/11/2022 21:37

SparklyMistleToes · 29/11/2022 21:34

If it's sold at Poundland I'm assuming it's just a small one. Might put one of those in the Christmas Crackers I'm making this year for myself. Imagine that flinging across the Christmas table 🤣

I think it’s a mini bullet….. just a nice size for your cracker

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Mischance · 29/11/2022 21:44

".... a nice size for your cracker...* - I doubt it after delivering 3 children! Halloween Wink

LargeglassofRosePlease · 29/11/2022 21:45

Mischance · 29/11/2022 21:44

".... a nice size for your cracker...* - I doubt it after delivering 3 children! Halloween Wink

😆

lemmein · 29/11/2022 22:13

No way would I stand in the queue in Poundland with a vibrator 😐

SparklyMistleToes · 30/11/2022 00:17

Mischance · 29/11/2022 21:44

".... a nice size for your cracker...* - I doubt it after delivering 3 children! Halloween Wink

Only have 2, and only one vaj birth. My cracker is crackin'! 🤣🧨

Mischance · 30/11/2022 08:53

SparklyMistleToes · 30/11/2022 00:17

Only have 2, and only one vaj birth. My cracker is crackin'! 🤣🧨

Boasting now! Smile

Cookerhood · 30/11/2022 08:54

Might be embarrassing if granny gets the wrong cracker 😂

Afterfire · 30/11/2022 08:55

😆😆 can’t imagine grabbing a vibe with a £1 bar of chocolate or whatever…. !

Nancienoo · 30/11/2022 09:10

sounds like a good night in to me

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Labradinger · 30/11/2022 09:15

They also sell cock rings. Bought one once because why not. Went to the self service to buy it discreetly with the other random tat I was getting. They are age restricted so someone had to come over and approve it for me. Wasn't very discreet after allGrin

bluetongue · 30/11/2022 10:35

You can get sex toys from vending machines in Italy 😁

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 30/11/2022 10:50

ShowOfHands · 29/11/2022 21:29

They've sold sex toys for a couple of years.

Nothing to add, except for saying great username considering the subject 😂

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 30/11/2022 10:51

bluetongue · 30/11/2022 10:35

You can get sex toys from vending machines in Italy 😁

Yes, I think it was possibly Germany that we also saw a sex toy vending machine one night, during a wander round the town! We were quite surprised! We checked again during daylight hours and iirc it had a shutter or something down over it.

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 30/11/2022 10:52

Afterfire · 30/11/2022 08:55

😆😆 can’t imagine grabbing a vibe with a £1 bar of chocolate or whatever…. !

...mixing them up and making a right old mess! 😆

bluetongue · 02/12/2022 04:20

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 30/11/2022 10:51

Yes, I think it was possibly Germany that we also saw a sex toy vending machine one night, during a wander round the town! We were quite surprised! We checked again during daylight hours and iirc it had a shutter or something down over it.

The Italian one was just in a pharmacy vending machine at a ski resort with cold medicine and painkillers and a random sex toy there as well. Why the hell not.

HelpMeGetThrough · 02/12/2022 05:42

bluetongue · 30/11/2022 10:35

You can get sex toys from vending machines in Italy 😁

And certain motorway services toilets on the M4 too.

StarlightLady · 02/12/2022 07:04

@HelpMeGetThrough - After you leave the services, you need something to do when you get stuck in traffic 😂.

HelpMeGetThrough · 02/12/2022 07:42

StarlightLady · 02/12/2022 07:04

@HelpMeGetThrough - After you leave the services, you need something to do when you get stuck in traffic 😂.

As a backup for when the seat massager stops working.

Passthecheeseboard · 02/12/2022 09:18

lemmein · 29/11/2022 22:13

No way would I stand in the queue in Poundland with a vibrator 😐

I know right, can you imagine if you bumped into someone you knew in the queue as well 😳🤣

Shitfather · 02/12/2022 12:01

Looking for reviews please. I bet it’s the same as the Tracey Cox one.

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