Is Tit for Tat a good idea, General-Rally? This is how I Occupied my time this morning! I do agree those silly ads with Sirens in are rubbish on the TV, same thing.

[ChristmasJ]

I don't believe in tit for tat, because if I was being bullied, and then I did it back to the people-some, then that would make me a bully too, and I am most certainly not. no.body today or any other day, would ever think that about me, definitely not anyone I knew. But I do believe in titters for tatties, tatties could be either a potato/person of very questionable dress sense/a person who gossips about other people. Sew. Now. A lot. Has happened recently, but now it's not. But it does have to be said that I'm as nutty as a fruit cake, made from scratch, with organic, Flower. So, to conclude this, I was wondering what mumsnetters think, is titters for tatters a good policy, and do you see it working for you?

Its 9.30am on a Monday morning. Are You drunk?

Pardon?

This is how I imagine the internal monologue of the weird woman who pushes dolls in a pram around my town.

😂

Exactly.

This is more or less what I was planning to say as my keynote speech at the next Tory Party Conference.

However, as many of you may have heard, I've stepped down as leader of the party. I felt that my work was done and it was time to let someone else have a go.

Tit for Tat - as you rightly say.

I think the bot is malfunctioning.

I agree with every word you've said, OP <nods>

Wow, now there's a cluster of thoughts in rapid succession...

I think op has fell into a drunken sleep.

After you with glue.

What the fuck have I just read

If You manage to translate can you let us all know?

How do you feel about water op?

No (I think)

Would you like some crotons to go with your (massive) word salad?

Is your name after Judge Christmas? @ChristmasJ

Is that you Sharon, is the wasp still around?

I'm having a lovely time on this thread but I have no idea what's going on

Sometimes I wonder if I wasn't a bit unfair to Slough.

Mild weather exacerbates this. You would be best getting insurance first and then sanding it.

After six o'clock it's recommended for the greens.

There once was a man called Boswell. For short they called him Bos, and he walked up the post office steps

There were 28 steps and two litter bins.

I've got mangle wurzels in my garden,
I've got mangle wurzels in my shed,
I've got mangle wurzels in the bathroom,
And I've got a mangle wurzel for my head.

That's better - I'm glad I got that out of my system.

Um, maybe tomorrow? Thank you.