What are you getting your DHs/DPs for Christmas?

[thecrappyelf]

After 36 years of singleness I have suddenly found myself in a relationship

I haven't a clue what to buy him for Christmas. We settled on a £100 budget which I think he might have already gone over, eeeek.

Some vinyl for the record player I bought him a couple of years ago, probably a new shirt, slippers and beers from Beavertown Brewery!

Fuck all this year. He's been a test so I'll be Scrooge.

On second thoughts possibly a divorce

Quite niche, but Im getting him a DNA test for our rescue dog so that after 3 years he'll finally know what she's made of.

An oodie to try and encourage him to leave the heating off.

A second hand bike so he can take the kids on rides, or a smart travel bag. Or a coat, his looks too small and it’s annoying me.