Have you made a sex tape?

[Glazedcakes]

Have you made a sex tape?

Good lord, no. I've never even taken a selfie.

Have you?

I made a mix tape in the 80s, that's as close as I get.

I just admire those who have the time and energy of a weekend morning for these types of threats and questions.

I did with my bf at the time, about 13/14 years ago. Just home made using a mobile phone, with the poor video quality and shit lighting it could be anyone in the video 😂

You're one-handed typing is surprisingly good, @Glazedcakes

.... Why do you ask...?

Yes. Unfortunately due to work commitments by my husband, he was too busy on the day so I had to quickly recruit a stand in.

Yeah but it was stop motion clay-mation

I made one with my ex-boyfriend many years ago. When my Mum found out she sold it to the press for big money. It went viral and off the back of that we got our own family reality TV show. It was a good career move for me and I'd recommend it to anyone.

My husband and I are kinky and we like to make sex tapes of others without their knowledge

Ah the nostalgia. Those were the days.

God no, nobody wants to see that