What's the worst thing you've said drunk?

[bearista]

Had my first night out 2 weeks ago pretty much since February. Mixed drinks which I never do. A lot of the night is a blur but cannot stop CRINGING at the things I did and said (from what I can remember).

What's the worst thing you've said and done? And what are the chances the people I were with don't remember it either? We've all barely talked (which is in character) but god it's been nearly two weeks and I wanna shrivel up and hide.

I was 19 just returned from maternity leave in time for the works Christmas do, I hadn't had a drink in a long time.....

I pretty much lap danced the elderly ceo!

Just send a friendly message. I am sure you weren't as bad as you think!

I have a very short temper when I’ve had too much to drink and will happily fight anyone who starts on me. I remember at uni playing ‘never have I ever’ and having to drink during most rounds. My housemate’s boyfriend said “I thought you were a whore but I didn’t know how right I was” which caused the red mist to descend...I could easily have killed him in my anger but I stopped short at pouring the majority of a bottle of wine all over his brand new laptop, rendering it useless. Oops 😌

However, I still maintain that he thoroughly deserved it and she dumped him for that comment alone!

^This has me chuckling away.

This is only tame but:
One night out, I was dressed up as a police officer (along with my mate, like us normal people do) and after falling out the club at 2am we did a weird hold each other up crab shuffle walked past some actual (as opposed to fake ones like my friend and I) police officers, I swung my hand cuffs in circles and pointed to them and slurred shouted "you're next". They just laughed I was told but in the morning when I remembered.....oh dear, did I really do that?

I do want to message them, @TurtleTriplets, just don't know how to approach it 11 days later!

I repeatedly called my then girlfriend by her best friend's name during sex. On multiple different occasions.

I drunkenly told my cousin the story from the 60s my dad told me about when my cousin's dad, an army lieutenant, had got a girl pregnant and the girl had turned up with his baby at his parents' house to ask for their help...my grandmother had yelled and my uncle had downed the contents of the drinks cabinet by the time she found him.
That was the start of my uncle's lifelong alcoholism, which finally killed him in his 60s.
It turned out none of my cousin's knew the story, so I'd unwittingly broken the news that they had another sibling somewhere!

We went to a cocktail party and were supposed to be going out for dinner but I fell asleep in the car. When we got home I was sick all over my evening dress and DH had to put me to bed. I can;t remember anything I said!

@Fantasiamop oooo that's bad! That's along the same lines of what I did - told someone I knew a story that a mutual friend told me about this person's family, along the lines of them being nutjobs and to stay out their way, it was honestly quite bad 🤦🏻‍♀️ I thought at the time I was being "open and honest" and I'm still humiliated I cannot believe I did that, she took it great but omg embarrassed