DS4 when he woke up yesterday "Mummy, what's a security guard? Do they just protect from baddies or do they chop them, then put one piece on the left and one on the right?". His dream must have been rather disturbing!
Then this evening when we told him he would be weighed and measured at school next week "And then are they going to buy us?", then all cheerfully "I hope they don't buy me, I love it here with you two and that baby (his sister), she's my favourite baby ever!"
Didn't know whether to laugh or be horrified with that one! God knows how his brain made that connection!
What funny things have your LO recently come up with?