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What do you imagine the thread redirection troll to look like in your head?

22 replies

drpepperwhatstheworstthatcouldhappen · 08/11/2022 23:26

No idea why but I imagine some sweaty, greasy bloke who also spends a lot of time on incel forums, hates women and posted on mn previously, only to get piled on because he was being an idiot.

What do you reckon?

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drpepperwhatstheworstthatcouldhappen · 08/11/2022 23:27

Resurrection not redirection!

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Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 08/11/2022 23:29

Bloke in a dress with falsies.

drpepperwhatstheworstthatcouldhappen · 08/11/2022 23:33

Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 08/11/2022 23:29

Bloke in a dress with falsies.

Big hands. Definitely big hands.

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picklemewalnuts · 08/11/2022 23:33

Really can't be arsed that much. If I think hard, I guess a small, weedy nerdy looking bloke? Giggling to himself.

vodkaredbullgirl · 08/11/2022 23:34

i keep picturing a gonk with green hair.

BagOfBollocks · 08/11/2022 23:36

Why do people always think the trolls are male?

Given the majority of posters here are female, there's a good chance 'he' is a 'she'.

Cancelledtwiceover · 08/11/2022 23:39

Still living in his mum's house,lives and eats in his childhood bedroom, furnishing remains untouched since childhood.
Work part time in nmw job.
No friends, never had sex or a girlfriend.
Smells of custard creams and mold.
All a bit tragic really.

picklemewalnuts · 08/11/2022 23:44

Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneezes: He only does it to annoy, Because he knows it teases.

Lewis Carrol.

JaneJeffer · 08/11/2022 23:45

Gollum

FatFilledTrottyPuss · 08/11/2022 23:45

I think he looks like this 😵

MrsClausXx · 08/11/2022 23:46

Male - extremely overweight, stinky, clothes covered in sweat and food, doesn’t have a job, lives with parents in their attic bedroom. Plays video games during the day and trolls forums and the dark web at night.

Female - erratically dressed, bright but scruffy looking clothes, wild hairstyles (bright blue or pink), alcoholic, SAHM or works part time in a petrol station, on the wine every evening. Bored with life. No goals or aspirations. Maybe divorced.

pimlicoanna · 08/11/2022 23:48

I also think male

LemonsAndCherries · 08/11/2022 23:49

I thought a middle aged, very pitiful woman

VyeBrator · 08/11/2022 23:51

Very high chance of being female.

Either way, they're a prick.

SkinOfTeeth · 08/11/2022 23:53

Cup a Soup drinker.

SkinOfTeeth · 08/11/2022 23:55

Wearing a fleece cardigan with wolves on.

SkinOfTeeth · 08/11/2022 23:55

Wardrobe with a high nylon content.

Charlllesanoyedme · 08/11/2022 23:59

Female who has never worked and has a high earning partner …male or female !

SkinOfTeeth · 08/11/2022 23:59

Has a dining table that no one has eaten at in decades - covered in magazines, cable ties and novelty mugs.

SkinOfTeeth · 09/11/2022 00:01

Has lipstick on their teeth.

ScarierThanBoo · 09/11/2022 00:05

I have no idea but "smells like custard creams and mold" is the best insult I've ever heard.

wackamole · 09/11/2022 00:06

About like this ...

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