You are a TV detective. What is your complicated back story?

[Cuck00soup]

What mode of transport do you use?
Why are you grumpy?
Who is your side kick?
Why does your boss hate you?

I'm DCI Soup
I used to be a Hairdresser
I travel via tricycle
I'm grumpy all the time because I'm tired and menopausal.
I have an official sidekick but Bev from the salon where I used to work is more help.
My boss hates me because she hates my best friend who is married to her ex.

What mode of transport do you use? Nissan Leaf (silent)
Why are you grumpy? Seasonal affective disorder (hate tourists in summer, can't cope with short, cold days in winter)
Who is your side kick? Ambitious Gen Z recruit with contrasting views, beliefs and behaviours to me
Why does your boss hate you? I'm not a butt-kisser

Detective Dombasle - French, mysterious and beautiful.

What mode of transport do you use? Jaguar E-type

Why are you grumpy? I’m not, I’m aloof and sardonic.

Who is your side kick? A short Middle Ages British man, looks like Bob Hoskins. He’s called Alf.

Why does your boss hate you? Because he’s in love with me.

Detective smith
Ii travel by bus
Im grumpy because im forever hungover and trying to give up smoking
My sidekick is the devine and mysterious Jacques who is devoted to me
My boss hates me because im disorganised and somewhat dishevilled ,but just like coloumbo i slways pull it out of the bag.

Detective Inspector Fenty .

What mode of transport do you use? Gotta grab a lift...

Why are you grumpy? Not enough sleep, perimenopausal, run out of my happy pills.

Who is your side kick? A very attractive Italian man called Luca, who I really want to sleep with!

Why does your boss hate you? Because I accidentally ate his cheese sandwich 3 years ago, he's never forgiven me! In my defensive it was wrapped the same as mine and I was hungry!