Dd has made up a new song (very funny/alarming)

[Fuckallthetories]

And it goes like this……
mummy mummy sat on the wall
mummy mummy had a fall
mummy mummy cried out in pain
mummy mummy said oh fucking hell
mummy mummy covered her mouth
and said oh shit

im not sure wether to be amazed or alarmed.
She also made up a little dance

How old is she? This is hilarious. I’d be amazed (but obviously tell her how terrible the language is etc etc).

oh yes, I gave her a good talking to. But then I went off and laughed with dh about it. And did the little dance
she came up with another (little less funny but still up there)

pat a dog pat a dog
turn around
pat a dog pat a dog
touch the ground
you touched stinky dog poo poo
pat a dog pat a dog
now the poos on you!

She's a genius!! How old? We might be looking at the new poet laureat.