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If you could invent a button...

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WorkerBeeeee · 15/10/2022 23:38

...what would it do?

Mine would send me instantly to sleep for 8 hours. No more tossing and turning.
Or cause all my period blood to come out in one go.

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OurChristmasMiracle · 15/10/2022 23:40

Remove all thrush and UTIs immediately for all of woman kind!

ofwarren · 15/10/2022 23:40

Dispense cash
My own personal cash machine

SaltedCaramelIcedLatte · 15/10/2022 23:40

WorkerBeeeee · 15/10/2022 23:38

...what would it do?

Mine would send me instantly to sleep for 8 hours. No more tossing and turning.
Or cause all my period blood to come out in one go.

Same

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Auted · 15/10/2022 23:41

Give me the winning lottery numbers or just straight cash.

Mercy1968 · 15/10/2022 23:41

Make me thinner without dieting

NeedSomeRelief · 15/10/2022 23:42

I'd bring back my beautiful loved ones, even if for only a minute.

OnTheBrinkOfChange · 15/10/2022 23:49

Mine would be an undo button, a kind of control Z.

I'd be able to use it either immediately after I've done something which I now regret or to go back into the past and change one small thing which would then have a huge knock on effect.

Kanaloa · 16/10/2022 00:08

Money maker for sure. I don’t know if I’d fancy all my period blood coming out at once, that would be awful! Although I remember seeing this video about a woman who painted with her period blood, and I was shocked how little she managed to collect, so maybe it’s less than you think.

TescoCustomerService · 16/10/2022 00:10

Pain off button, I have two chronic pain conditions which combined are just delightful, it would be amazing to be able to turn off any pain without having to take ungodly amounts of tablets.

WorkerBeeeee · 16/10/2022 00:18

I also heard someone say once that they wished they could put their whole house in the dishwasher. I feel like that sometimes.

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NightsByTheLake · 16/10/2022 00:21

Stop people exploiting animals.

Probably best to just make the button end humanity though.

Rosewaterblossom · 16/10/2022 00:34

Kanaloa · 16/10/2022 00:08

Money maker for sure. I don’t know if I’d fancy all my period blood coming out at once, that would be awful! Although I remember seeing this video about a woman who painted with her period blood, and I was shocked how little she managed to collect, so maybe it’s less than you think.

I was surprised how little I collected when I tried a moon cup.. maybe pads and tampons make it look more than actually it is..

HighlandPony · 16/10/2022 00:37

I’d invent one that springs a Zamboni type thing that swept up all the slow moving folk in my way. Why is it that when you’re in a dire hurry you always get a gaggle of old women on a meandering front of you

mjf981 · 16/10/2022 06:45

A bit morbid, but I'd instantly (and painlessly) eliminate humans from the earth. This would then let nature, and the animal kingdom, heal from us trashing it.

notprincehamlet · 16/10/2022 08:48

I'd invent a back button. I'd use it to have another go at life and I'd try not to balls it up this time.

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