Liz versus lettuce

[HotToddyColdSauvignon]

The daily star has set up a live stream of a lettuce to see which will decay faster - liz truss’s premiership or the lettuce.

That’s all! 😁

Amazing!

Smart money is on the lettuce

The lettuce would definitely make a better prime minister.

edging towards the lettuce currently

I love stuff like this even though it is The Daily Star.

Yesterday they were quoting odds of 6/1 that the lettuce lasts the longest.

Bet you can't get those odds now.

Lettuce is good for you, what a waste of good food. Liz Truss's period as Prime Minister however long, is not.

Anyone else think this was a baby name thread?

What a gem

the lettuce wins

😆😆😆I see what you did there...and I love it!

Yep, the lettuce has it.

just be cos

She couldn't Romaine

I don't be-leaf it 😵

Truss resigning is just the tip of the iceberg of this shambles.

Loving all these puns!

I knew it she as only a matter of time before she had to leaf.

i think the problem was her butterhead

Lettuce remember this before we vote in another vegetable (although assuming this means the lettuce is the new pm?)

I imagine it's still good to eat now anyway 😂

Lett-us see what happens now then...

What a little gem she wasn't.

If you aren’t already you should take a look at Aldi’s social media!

🤣

All I can say is thank god she's gone now. The situation needed a-dressing.