Things you never thought you'd say...to anyone?

[lucysmam]

This is meant to be lighthearted but if you need to vent, feel free!

Anyway, I'm an early years TA & this morning we were doing our morning routine on the carpet...all going swimmingly, even our very newest class members joining in really well. Except I just happened to turn around at the exact moment one of the children licked another.

Never thought the words "X, we don't lick other people" would have come out of my mouth but there we go 🤣. What did you never think you'd say to someone else?

To my husband yesterday "I can't stop thinking about that can of pineapple Fanta". For clarity, I had an awful hangover last weekend and we'd gone for a drive/walk round a little village. Popped into a shop to get a drink and they had an amazing selection of FULL SUGAR cans of Fanta in different flavours. It was like being on holiday. I'm tempted to drive back out there and get another!

Many when I worked in a similar job but with older children, my most memorable one was “get your arms out of the toilet and put the poo down” 😂
I sort of half shrieked and half whispered it, it was horrifying 🙈

Stop sniffing your teachers bottom.

To a grandchild.

Just after she turned away from us in the playground and bent forward to speak to another child.

I knew something was about to happen when I saw the look of delight and devilment on my granddaughters face but I was so shocked I was rooted to the spot and couldn’t stop her.